I Just Realized...

...that I live a pretty boring life. Everyday, I try to think of something interesting to blog about, and I inevitably realized that all I ever do is study or participate in recreational substance abuse. Not especially interesting to read about when the latter of those two activities is inevitably accompanied by watching Futurama or Arrested Development. I need to spice up my life a bit, apparently.

The tedium of college life is often unknown to those fresh high-school graduates with stars in their eyes. All they can see is a four year period of freedom from parents and constant partying. Even drinking eventually becomes just another scheduled event though. If drinking occurs at the same time and day every week, it loses a bit of its luster, you know? Beer-pong loses its intensity, and you discussing the same introductory topics with drunken girls is no longer an adventure, but a chore.

Don't despair over me though, because I have a plan. Starting next semester, I'm going to start artificially enriching my life. I'm going to hide treasure somewhere in Boulder and write my friends a treasure map. I'll purchase gifts for people, but only hand them over upon their answering of an asinine and confusing question. I'll go on crazy adventures fueled mostly by a certain delightful substance that makes me crave Eggos slathered in Nutella. If CU Boulder Engineering is going to try and beat the life from me, I'm certainly not going to make it easy.